Eric Adams is in a hell of numerous hassle proper now. Not solely is he the weirdest mayor New York has ever had (dethroning Invoice DeBlasio), however he’s now the primary sitting mayor to be indicted and criminally charged. That’s not what we’re right here to speak about, although. Nope, I wish to chat about my favourite Eric Adams story that simply occurs to contain a automotive.
You see, again when Adams was working for mayor again in 2021, it wasn’t completely clear if he really lived within the metropolis he wished to steer — even when he was the Brooklyn Borough President. Adams was insistent that he lived within the Bedford-Stuyvesant neighborhood in Brooklyn, however there was numerous discuss that he really lived over the George Washington Bridge in Fort Lee, New Jersey. Anyway, that’s not vital. What’s vital is what New York Journal’s Curbed noticed after they staked out Adams’ supposed Mattress-Stuy house to see how a lot time he really spent there.
Right here’s what Curbed noticed throughout their around-the-clock stakeout from the again of a Nissan Sentra rental automotive:
The stakeout began at 7 p.m. on Monday afternoon. Two full shifts glided by — 7 p.m. to midnight, then midnight to 4 a.m. — and not using a soul coming into or departing the condo. Then: 4:18 a.m. on Tuesday morning. I used to be sitting within the automotive, bored, after I seen a grey Toyota Prius with New York Metropolis plates circling the block, lastly parking simply previous Adams’s constructing. A tall Black man who appeared lots like Adams walked into the basement condo, turned on the lights, then shut them off for about 5 minutes.
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The Prius, it appeared, was illegally parked in entrance of an lively storage for a plumbing-supply firm. Which shortly grew to become an issue for the vans trying to enter stated provide firm: They had been quickly backed up all the way in which down Lafayette Avenue, inflicting a bona fide pileup whereas Adams slept inside. This went on for hours — the vans sat there; just a few of the drivers bought out to see what was the holdup — till lastly, at 8 a.m., somebody from the provision firm got here out in a forklift, tied a yellow rope to the again of Adams’s automotive, and towed it just a few toes so issues may get transferring.
However wait, people. It will get even weirder, in line with Curbed:
Earlier than my shift ended at 9 a.m., I texted Curbed editor Willy Blackmore to say that somebody ought to come take over for me (we hadn’t deliberate to be there throughout the day) to substantiate it was, in reality, Adams, and to see what he would do with the towed Prius, whose driver’s facet was now blocked by the very visitors jam he appeared to have precipitated. Willy arrived simply in time to see Adams — definitively Adams — depart his condo, climb into the automotive from the passenger facet, shimmy into the driving force’s seat, then drive the automotive up onto the sidewalk. He drove blithely on the sidewalk till he was previous the jam, then turned proper on Stuyvesant Avenue.
Pay attention, I do know if U.S. attorneys are to be believed, Eric Adams is a felony, however holy shit that is hilarious and deeply regarding on the identical time. It ought to have been a purple flag proper there. The person clearly feels he’s above the regulation and isn’t involved with inconveniencing others simply so his stroll to his “house” is a bit shorter.
No matter whether or not or not you’re working for mayor, please don’t park in entrance of lively driveways or drive your automotive down the sidewalk. I do know I shouldn’t must let you know all this, however I suppose not everybody is aware of to not do these items.
